My Names

Since I do not have the time at work to post meaningful satires, I will do this instead:



1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on):
Storm Central

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name):
Hummus Thane

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant):
North Cascal

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot):
Chipotle England

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied):
Tilly Mountain View

6. "FLY GIRL/BOY" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name):
E. Ter

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen):
Milkyway Champagne

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School):
Kitten Los ALtos

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink):
Scone Lemon Drop

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived):
Joann Monroe

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician):
Gummi Cola Bottles Nalick

12. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: ( First 2 letters of your first name and the first 3 Letters from your last name makes your first name. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name and the first 3 letters of the city you were born in):
Elter SiPal

Have Fun!