I Should Have Stayed In Bed

This morning my radio alarm clock went off to the sounds of 101.3 ( Easy Listening, its the only station I get in my room). Most days I wake up to the sounds of the daily horoscopes read by the DJ's. This morning's horoscope made me think I shouldn't get out of bed. The DJ announced, " Sagitarius, You will have a dissapointment.", I sat up in bed begging the DJ to elaborate on this dissapointment. Are we talking huge dissapointment, sleep thru the day and call back tomorrow. Or small dissappointment, like a broken nail or a papercut. Because to be honest, I have had it to here ( picture 5'2" brunette stading up with hand measuring above her head and hand on hip) with dissapointment lately. I think I have had my fair share of large dissapointments and would to lodge a complaint with the Department of Dissappointment. But if we are talking dissappointment on a smaller scale, I might bite the bullet and deal. However I need warning, you can't spring this stuff on a girl. Its not nice, I didn't wear my waterproof mascara...