Local News

So lately the local news has frequently reported on what is considered a major issue in my hometown. Aggressive Squirrels, yes you heard it here folks, we have………aggressive squirrels. Apparently this one park is over run by these squirrels that will do anything to get at the food you may have, including knocking down and wrestling a four year old for his muffin. I know I should feel very bad about the traumatized four year old but this story is so freaking hilarious that I can’t help but laugh every time I think about it. Here is the story on our Aggressive Sqirrels.

On the way home last night from the donation center, I called BFTiff to complain about the brutality I had witnessed to my arms and while driving back I saw the local archorman Len Ramirez walking across the street to finish up the piece on our Aggressive Squirrels ( yep still giggling). We joked that we should test this out and were they really aggressive. All I could picture was a squirrel smackdown to get to the sandwich someone was holding. It sounds all so ridiculous and hysterical.

The city plans on a massive squirrel genocide to control future attacks. I realize that we can't have these squirrel bullies running around wrestling children for their food, otherwise we will end up with a generation squirrelaphobes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.