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Extremely random weirdness unique questions by a new orleanian this is a very long survey be warned
Did/Have you ever....
Jump off of a moving vehicle?:	Does accidentally count?
Climb to the top of a mountain?:	umm, no
Get bitten by a wild animal?:	My hamster bit me - not sure that qualifies as wild animal
Dye your hair dark red, black, or blue?:	Red yes, dark red no
Chew a pill you were supposed to swallow?:	Eww no
Lie to a substitute teacher about your name…lol:	I don't think so
Spied on someone?:	Nah, to much effort
Been spied on?:	How do I know if they are spying
Kissed an insect? What kind(s)?:	How about being bitten by a wasp on the tongue
Kissed an animal? What kind?(s):	This feels like a trick question
Fed an animal directly from your hands? What kind(s)?:	Yes, horses, dogs, cats
Cry at the end of a book/story…:	Yes , shut up
Think you were about to get shot/murdered?:	Never
Fall off of a tall building?:	Nope, they make railings for that
Jump off a roof?:	Do I look like Superwoman
Been chased by a dog?:	Yes a small crazy little pug ( Hi Daisy)
Believed in the tooth fairy/Santa Claus?:	When I was very young
Been on T.V.? How many times?:	I have never been on TV, unless you count home videos and those are just plain embarrasing
Been in the newspaper? A magazine? Book? Movie?:	No, No, No , and No
Changed your religion? From what to what?:	From Catholic to cartoons
Thought you were an anime/cartoon character?:	nope, pretty well set in the fact that I am human
Been in love with an anime/cartoon character LOL:	Good lord, what kind of questions are these
What things have you choked on so far?:	LOL, I gumball once
Have you ever purposely eaten a bug?:	Not voluntarily
Had rocks thrown at your bedroom window?:	Nope, my dad was a light sleeper and I wanted to see the age of 21
RANDOM
What is your average typing speed in words per minute(if you know)?:	No clue
Do you believe Elizabeth Taylor really has violet eyes?:	Well they make colored contacts, so yes
What color plate do you like eating off of best?:	I don't think I care
How many “best” friends have you had through out your life?:	3
What are your favorite hair/eye color combo’s on a girl? On a boy?:	dark hair, light eyes
What are your favorite fruits and vegetables?:	Strawberries, Mangoes, Artichokes, tomatoes
Did you ever try to fly?:	Nope had no delusions there
How many languages do you know at least one word in?:	4
Do you have any unhealthy addictions?:	I don't think drinking is unhealthly, it does wonders for my mental state
Would you ever sing a solo in public?:	Never ever ever ever ever ever ever, I don't think I made myself clear, NO
What are some things you take with you every time you step out of your hous:	my purse
THIS OR THAT
Moon or sun?:	Moon
Rain or shine?:	Rain
Snow or fog?:	Fog
hazel eyes or blue eyes?:	Hazel
Brown eyes or green eyes?:	Green
Japan or China?:	Japan
New York or California?:	CA
Forest or Jungle?:	Jungle
Mountains or Caves?:	Mountains
Beach or pool?:	Beach ( specifically Maui's beach)
Valley or Plains?:	Valley
Pink or Purple?:	Pink
Silver or Gold?:	Gold
South or North?(of USA only):	South
West or East?(of USA only):	West
Pig or cow?:	Cow
Sapphires or Rubies?:	Rubies
Emeralds or Diamonds?:	Emeralds
Pearls or Garnet?:	Garnets
Bracelets or necklaces?:	Bracelets
Rings or earrings?:	Rings
Shoes or barefoot?:	Shoes
Would you rather be one of the world’s greatest singers or dancers?:	Singers
Normal or weird?:	Weird
Nerd or prep?:	Nerd
Goth or Ghetto?:	No thank you
Pocahontas or Jasmine?:	Pocahontas
Ariel or Belle?:	Ariel
Mulan or Aurora?:	Aurora
Cinderella or Snow-White?:	Cinderella
Eye shadow or eye liner?:	Eye Shadow
What color eyeliner/eye-shadow?:	Brown
Lip stick or chap-stick?:	Lip gloss
Coke or Sprite?:	Sprite
Dr. Pepper or Root Beer?:	Root Beer
Fire or Water?:	Water
Wind or Earth?:	Earth
Light or Darkness?:	Light
MORE RANDOMNESS
Favorite dairy product?:	Cheese- Brie
What are the coolest animals you have petted?:	A hedgehog
How about the rarest you’ve found?:	I live in a city the closest animals there are that are even remotely rare are at the zoo. And I really didn't "find" those
Do you like to burn things?:	no
How many illegal things have you done in your life that you can think of?:	2
Did you ever get caught?:	yes by my mother
When you read books do you become one of the characters?:	No
Do you have multiple personalities?:	Hold on let me ask
Do you own holy books of a faith other your own?:	Yes I have one
Do you do very stupid things for attention?:	only after a hard night of drinking
Redhead or black hair?(everyones always like *blonde or brunette?!*):	Redhead
How many US states have you been to?:	11
Which states do you think are the most unpopular?(least well known):	New Mexico
What are your favorite holidays?:	A day that gets me a day off of work
Do you eat children’s Tylenol and cough drops for fun?:	( shaking head )
Do you drink gravy out of a cup on Thanksgiving?:	eew, no
Are you part Native American?:	nope
Have you played an Indian in a school play?:	not that I can remember, I was an Indian for Halloween once
Do(did) you like reading out loud in class?:	No I do not
Have you ever attempted to steal a chicken from someone’s yard?:	( Raising Eye Brow)
What’s the highest height you’ve jumped from?(appx. Just estimate):	8 feet
Did you ever sing/dance in the rain with your friends?:	Yes, mabe me the weird one in high school
How many states can you name with out looking?:	alot
How many countries can you name with out looking?(educated guess)(there are:	10
How many times have you passed out?:	4 or 5
Are you double jointed?:	yes, my thumb
How close can you get your tongue to your elbow?(in inches):	I have never tried
Is there a sport almost no one can beat you at?:	nope
COLORS
What is the closest red thing to you right now?(can’t be anything you’re we:	a red folder
How about blue thing?:	blue border to computer screen
Green thing?:	Jade Ring
black?:	Laptop
white?:	paper
yellow?:	note pad
pink?:	clip
purple?:	nothing
brown?:	bird on calendar
grey?:	again bird on Calendar
silver?:	CD
orange?:	Card
gold?:	earrings
rainbow?:	nothing
In your opinion is pink for girls?:	yes
What colors do you hate the most?:	Puce
Would you ever dye your hair an unnatural color?:	nope
What are your favorite color shirts to wear?:	Dont have a favorite
How about jeans?:	the regular color
Pants?:	Black
Underwear?:	nope no favorite
shoes?:	Gold
socks?:	white
What color underwear are you wearing?:	stripey ones
what color are the clothes your wearing?:	green top multi colored skirt
How many different colors of underwear do you own?:	to many to count
Which color do you have most of?:	Beige
Which colors are sad?:	black
Which ones are happy?:	yellow, orange
Lime green vs. hot pink?:	hot pink
Hi-liter yellow or aqua?:	aqua
Lavender or Scarlet?:	Scarlet
Which colors have the deepest meaning?:	I don't care as long as the match
OH THE RANDOMIZATIONNESS LOL
Who are you on better terms with, Father Time or Mother Nature?:	Mother Nature, Father time isn't playing fair
Are there any little kid shows you still like to watch?:	X-men
What color are your bedroom walls? Did you choose the color?:	Mocha
Are there any eye-color/hair-color combo’s that annoy you?:	nope
What are your favorite flowers?:	Gerbera Daisys
Have you ever mutilated dolls and created toy-story-like creatures out of t:	I use to cut my barbies hair off
How many adults do you know that you can really talk to/feel comfortable wi:	quite a few
Ever possessed illegal documents?:	nope
How many physical fights have you been in with someone other than an immedi:	none
What are your favorite letters of the alphabet to write?(in script and regu:	w, e, i
Have you ever accidentally caused a rather large fire?:	no that I am aware of
Have you spoken to police as a witness to a crime something like that?:	nope
Have you eaten a whole box of cookies or bag of candy in one go?:	nope weirdly enough
How about drank a whole 2-liter soft drink in one day?:	yes
Did you ever invent things you thought might make a million dollars?:	got to the thought but never followed thru
Do you wear silver chains?:	are we talking dog chains
Do you ever punish yourself?:	No - why is this starting to sound like a pysch evaluation
Did you ever paint freckles on your face because you wanted them?:	lol no
If you were trapped in a sealed metal crate that was thrown to the bottom o:	I can't answer if you don't finish the question
What are the worst ways to die other than torture?:	when you are slowly deteriorated by disease
How often do you think of death?:	no
Do you have any famous relatives that are related to you by blood?:	yes
How about not by blood?:	no
Ever won a contest? What for?:	I won at bingo once
Which school year was the most fun? (which grade(s)?:	College by far
Do you like spicy foods?:	mmmm spicy
Sour candies?:	yes
Have you ever been mistaken for the opposite gender? How old were you?:	never
For girls> Are you girly or a tomboy or in between?:	GIRLY!!!
Did you ever think you or a member of your family was going to die?:	from other than old age, no
Which magic power(s) would you want most? Don’t say more than three, and do:	stop time, be invisible
Can you run fast?:	Sorry I can't stop laughing to answer this question
Have you seen people get discriminated against because of their skin color?:	no
Do you purposely make stupid, random typos when you’re mad?:	no
Ever had a party just because it was Friday?:	Oh yeah baby
Do you have a strange obsession with Wal-mart?:	No
Were you ever supposed to go to court? Did you go?:	yes as a jury member, and no I didn't
What is your favorite bird?:	Flamingo
Have you ever cheated on a test?:	no
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