Monday, July 09, 2007

Constantly Learning

Everyday you learn something new, from the day you are born to the day you die. A few lessons I have learned over the past few days:

1) Running with the bulls in Pamplona also includes running behind the bulls, because there are "stragglers", per The Specialist. Personally I thought it was cheating, I was wrong. I forgot about the stragglers ;) Ok for a moment here I would like to talk that what the hell people are thinking. I am sorry I didn't think that a bull's horn up the ass was a good idea. I get the adrenaline junkies, jump to your hearts content, or the speed demons, hell I am all for the speed demons, those pesky speed limits laws keep me in line. But running with animals that have a built in weapon? ouchie!

2) Never ever tell the checkout girl that chocolate just doesn't do it for you. It will lead her to ask, "well, what do you do at that time of the month?" Ok so not a conversation I want to have with, ummm..............................pretty much everyone. Only my close friends and family know what to feed me if its that time of the month.

3) I went to the gym today, yay me! But there is a member of the gym that looks like the older version of that guy in the movie Hot Rod. Seriously look it up on Not a look I would be going for. EEEEKKK!!!!!

4) Don't ever go into a pet store and look in the kitties for adoption section. Mt cat Max almost got a friend yesterday. The cutest black, white and orange mewling thing. Bad Pet Smart, Bad!

I hope you all had fun lessons this weekend.